Awkward Portraits

Awkward Portraits was established in 2013 and is a special brand of intentionally daggy portraiture, based in Naarm (Melbourne) Australia.

So, how do I get an Awkward Portrait?

Markets, promotions, charity & community events. First-in-best-dressed (literally). You’ll queue up with your mates, and we’ll take 2-3 portraits of you when it’s your turn. Pop ups are always advertised on Facebook & Instagram, but you should probably join our mailing list to avoid missing our social posts.
We tend to plan and advertise studio days around special events (Christmas in July, Valentines Day, etc) that you can book into and pay for in advance, so you rock up for your specific time and bingo-bango you’re done in 15 minutes. First dibs on bookings always go to members of our mailing list!
Maybe it’s your mate’s birthday and you want to surprise them with an Awkward Portraits session with a bunch of friends. Maybe you’re having a huge anniversary/engagement/office party and you’d like us to rock up and embarrass your guests. Private bookings can be made at our studio in Brunswick West, or we can come straight to your party! Please get in touch if you are interested in booking us for a private event.

Upcoming Events

Chuck & Sons Brewery Pop-Up SYDNEY

Join us at Chuck & Sons Brewery in Sydney’s inner south for festive Friday arvo vibes. Don an ugly Christmas sweater, strike a pose, and wash it all down with a delicious pint!

Friday 12 December | 4:00 - 8:00pm
Chuck & Sons Brewing, St Peters NSW

No bookings, first in best dressed 🎅 Portraits from $30.

Makers + Shakers Market SYDNEY

We’re road tripping it to Sydney again this year for the Makers + Shakers Christmas Gift Market! $5 market entry and portraits from $30 ✌️

Sat 13 + Sun 14 December | 10:00am - 4:00pm
White Bay Cruise Terminal, Rozelle NSW
FULL MARKET LINEUP HERE

Final Christmas Studio Event
SOLD OUT

Our Final Christmas Studio Event of 2025 is on sale now!
Bookings are good for up to 6 people and include costume & prop selection, 3 poses, and a print + digital copy of each. Pet friendly too!

Friday 19 December | 4:00-8:00pm
Saturday 20 + Sunday 21 December | 10:00am-5:00pm