AWKWARD PORTRAITS FAQ
Check out this handy-dandy list of Frequently Asked Questions before contacting us - you may find your answer here!
Q: How do I get an Awkward Portrait?
A: There are 3 ways to get an Awkward Portrait: POP UPS, STUDIO DAYS and PRIVATE BOOKINGS. Our best advice is to join our mailing list. Our mailing list always gets advance notice of pop ups and studio events that can be booked into. We’ll still announce things on Facebook & Instagram, but it’s best not to rely on weird internet algorithms, and to get your information direct from the source.
Q: How much does getting an Awkward Portrait cost?
A: That depends on how you choose to play! More detailed information about pricing can be found here.
Q: When is your next studio day/event?
A: We plan and announce studio events one at a time, based on demand. At Christmas-time (the busiest time of the year for us) we aim to do 2 studio events per month, but need to slot them in amongst private bookings, pop-ups and Christmas parties - it’s a bit of a juggle - so we don’t always know when the next one will be. As a general rule though, we try to announce them 1-2 weeks out, and always announce through our mailing list first (so you should probably join it if you’re keen).
Q: Do you provide ugly jumpers & props?
A: Just bring your fine selves! We’ve got heaps of clothing options for people of all shapes & sizes, babies, toddlers and everything in between. Ugly jumpers, skivvies, appliquéed vests, jackets, blouses, baby onesies, tiny dresses and even dog clothing all grace our majestic rack. We also provide themed props to aid with posing. If there’s anything in particular you want to bring or wear though, we also encourage that and will do our best to incorporate it into your photos.
Q: Can I make a booking at one of your pop-ups?
A: All of our pop-ups are first-in-best-dressed, so unfortunately you can not make a booking. This is to ensure that everyone who comes to the events we’re at (even if they don’t know in advance that Awkward Portraits will be there) also have an opportunity for a portrait.
Q: How many people can you fit into an Awkward Portrait?
A: Unfortunately our backdrops are only so big, so we usually cap it at a maximum of 6 adults to account for all body types, and to be able to mould you into our perfect awkward poses. If you have more than 6 people, it is best to break up into smaller groups to achieve that perfect awkward posing, and if you’re coming to one of our studio events, book 2 timeslots to give everyone plenty of time to select their costumes. We will always do our best to squeeze your entire group into one photograph, but we can’t make any promises.
Q: Do you do gift vouchers?
A: Yes! We can do gift vouchers, which are good for private studio bookings only. The gift voucher has information on how to book with it, and you can add a custom message if you like. One hour sessions are available for $330 ($300 + GST) either in studio or on call at your location of choice, and all sessions include high res digital files of all of the images from the shoot, and choice of themes and backdrops. We can usually get your voucher in the post within two business days of receiving your payment. Gift vouchers are generally not redeemable during peak-season (October thru December) due to limited availability.
Q: Why do private bookings cost more than studio events?
A: Thanks to Covid and its aftermath, we don’t have our own dedicated studio anymore. For a private booking, we need to book a studio, pull together a kit, bump in and set up just for you & your mates. Plus, the backdrop, theme and costume selection are 100% your call. For studio events, we hire a studio for a whole weekend, choose the theme, fill the days with bookings, and only need to bump-in and set up once.
Q: Will you be at Melbourne Central for Christmas this year?
A: Our team has not done a Christmas pop-up at Melbourne Central since 2015. We decided back then to branch out so that we weren’t stuck in the same location all season, and so that we could be more available for private parties and a variety of other events elsewhere.
Q: Can I bring my dog/cat/rabbit/chicken?
A: Some of our events are pet friendly, but not all of them. Please refer to the information provided for each individual event, whether it be the Facebook event, information provided through the mailing list, or on the booking site. (Seriously though, someone brought a chicken to a studio event once.)
Q: Can you come to my office/work party?
A: We love office parties! If you’re having an event, check out the awesome things we do, then shoot us an email and we’ll do our best to fit your event into our busy schedule.
Q: If you come to my private event, what are your requirements?
A: We prefer an indoor location out of the elements (sun, wind, rain), require 4x4m for our mobile studio footprint, and access to one power point. It takes us about an hour to bump-in and set up, and we need approximately 30-40 mins to pack down and bump-out. We generally require a 30% deposit to hold your date, during peak season this may be up to 50%.